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"About to go on Triple J Science Q&A. Come out with your ANSWERS (no questions)."

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:55:05 +1000

“About to go on Triple J Science Q&A. Come out with your ANSWERS (no questions).”

- DoctorKarl

Doctor Karl is full of awesome & win… check out his podcast - I’ll link it up later

BOB Wrestling

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:50:21 +1000

BOB Wrestling:

Is this you?

a wrestling fan?
love to write?
totally bat shit fucken crazy?

You should so totally check BOB out… it’s gonna change your world forever!

medicated: Mega Knit: Ginrei’s Mega Man, Protoman, Bass hats |...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:26:00 +1000

medicated:

Mega Knit: Ginrei’s Mega Man, Protoman, Bass hats | Offworld

This is totally the sweetest geek hat I’ve ever seen in my life!

(via lennylimbo) I think I really like this simply for the fact...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 11:23:00 +1000

(via lennylimbo)

I think I really like this simply for the fact I’m a Gingey fan…. you know Gingey… off Shrek?

If you don’t know Gingey then you REALLY aren’t living.

"THIS. IS. SPARTA!"

Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:45:33 +1000

“THIS. IS. SPARTA!”

- King Leonidis (Gerard Butler) - 300

Have to admit… after seeing this movie I’m pretty sure I’m going to watch anything that Gerard Butler puts out. Especially that one with Katherine Heigl coz she’s a GUNDAMN MINX!

Always watching Wizowski

Tue, 04 Aug 2009 21:09:51 +1000

Wife: I'm watching you.
Daughter (3): You remind me of Mike Iwzowsky's evil grandma.
Wife: What?
Daughter: You know.
Wife: No. What does that mean?
Daughter (doing impression of Roz from Monster's Inc): I'm watching you, Wizowski. AAALLLLWWWAAAAYYYYS watching!

0 Tumblarity?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 11:15:37 +1000

The Hell? I’ve got 0 Tumblarity? I don’t know what this means but I kinda feel bad. My goal for the rest of the week is to now increase my Tumblarity to 1.

I guess it’s probably because I neglected my Tumblr account for so long. I’ve been busy. Life > Tumblr. Right?

I do think this Tumblr thing is pretty sweet so my ultimate goal is to raise the bar from 0 to 1.

Any suggestions?

Emo's exist?

Thu, 30 Jul 2009 10:42:12 +1000

My wife: What's an emo?
Me: They're like sad, depressed people who listen to shit music and wanna cut themselves.
My wife: Wow. I never knew emo's existed.
Me: They don't wanna.

My Honest ISP... yeah RIGHT~!

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:04:00 +1000

i think my webhost is being pretty dodgy, you see, I have a 2GB limit. I know, not much right, but SRSLY… do you think without downloading anything you could get to 2GB within 10 days? All I downloaded was Pidgin… that’s IT! Maybe edited a little PHP within a browser window but that’s ridiculous. I’ve had nothing but issues with these guys. They’re really beginning to get on my nerves with the way they behave, their support structure and most importantly… the DOWN TIME! How’s this… wireless broadband (which has the phone plugged into it) that cuts out everytime a phone call comes in. I mean SRSLY! LET’S CUT THE BROADBAND DIAL-UP RELATIONSHIP HERE, OPT-ARSE! You’re really making me sick and tired with your product and stupid pricing structure, particularly with the dishonest way your sales people acted in order to get their sale. When someone says mobile/cell phone calls are included and unlimited would you assume… from that statement… that it would mean mobile/cell numbers on ALL networks? I would assume that. But there we go… assuming and ass out of u and me thing, right? Whatever happened to the day where there was both customer and company loyalty shared across through the medium of purchasing a product and getting what you paid for? There’s no consumer loyalty because there’s is no brand loyalty TO the consumer. You can’t expect something without giving something in return, right? So why don’t companies concentrate on supplying a better product… because a better product means happy customer and happy customer means better sales via WORD OF MOUTH! Opt-ARSE… when my contract ends… probably when my cold, dead body rots within the confines of a coffin… but WHEN it ends you can bet I’ll be taking my business elsewhere and you can stick you wireless DIAL-UP right where the sun don’t shine. In your Singaporean corporate ASS!

"This… is… a shoot!"

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:39:10 +1000

“This… is… a shoot!”

- Paul Heyman, ECW on TNN about being pummeled from behind by network wang

This was taken from LOLTATZ and I think it’s a great...

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 13:16:00 +1000

This was taken from LOLTATZ and I think it’s a great tattoo! vNice!

(via garfieldminusgarfield) I love how genius this comic is.

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 01:40:19 +1000

(via garfieldminusgarfield)

I love how genius this comic is.

eatsleepdraw: Where the wild things are?!? carol...

Tue, 05 May 2009 23:11:05 +1000

eatsleepdraw:

Where the wild things are?!?

carol ;w;

ledger.tumblr.com

teh chocolate is teh guud

Tue, 05 May 2009 22:46:19 +1000

teh chocolate is teh guud

"I tell ya, I’m getting sick of gym junkies harrassing me for loose change for their gym..."

Tue, 05 May 2009 17:22:21 +1000

“I tell ya, I’m getting sick of gym junkies harrassing me for loose change for their gym memberships.”

- Me - I’m so funny

The baby bear thinks it’s cold out

Fri, 17 Apr 2009 18:16:56 +1000

The baby bear thinks it’s cold out

do toasters have instructions?

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 17:36:24 +1000

Nath: They're gonna load you with more work, man.
Me: I know. I might go find a bath and a toaster. You deserve a more rock-like exit but.
Nath: Like?
Me: I dunno. Blowing your brains out while snorting coke off a hooker's tit.
Nath: That's so cool they'll make t-shirts.
Me: I'll buy one.
Nath: Well, there's two sold.

"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition."

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:41:59 +1000

“Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.”

- Serj Tankian - quotable quote

"Don’t play dumb with me. That’s a game you can’t win."

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:04:00 +1000

“Don’t play dumb with me. That’s a game you can’t win.”

- Jeff (Patrick Warburton) Rule of Engagment

Favourite TV Character EVER!

Tue, 14 Apr 2009 12:03:49 +1000

Audrey: Are those crumbs on your face? Oh my God, you ate the butt pie?
Jeff: It was paid for.
Audrey: Apple pie for breakfast?
Jeff: Here's my thinking on that. You'd be fine if I ordered apple danish which is basically flat apple pie.
Audrey: Good use of your brain.